Cookie Monster babies ...?

I always knew that blue monster was hiding something!  Following my in depth, Panorama style, investigation I followed the trail of the cookie monster's addiction back to the source of his funding (cookies aren't cheap you know).  The results were truly horrific ...

The monster skin trade is evidently doing very well.  Cookie Monster, if you're reading this, get help! Any advice for the cookie monster is welcome, please leave a comment.